Kanye tweets about gold diggers and abortion, Lily Allen is not impressed. [Ok]

Ke$ha enlists unicorns and Dawson’s Creek for her usual music video shennanigans. [MTV]

Our favorite funny gal/alcoholic is getting a sitcom. Cheers! [Pop Eater]

James Franco and Anne Hathaway don’t get British humor. [Perez]

Michael Jackson’s kids want to be movie stars. [People]

Sexy Old Spice guy can date, well, just about anyone. And that anyone is… drum roll, please… Kathy Griffin? [Pop Eater]

Smoking while pregnant [TMZ], and now in a bikini on the cover of a tabloid. Gotta love those ‘Housewives’ [HuffPo]